Dean P. Dingus
"Fighting for YOU!"
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Someone you can TRUST.
Someone you can TRUST.
Hello, America. I'm Dean Dingus. Like me, I'm sure that you all are SICK of all these flip-flopping politicians. Well, I'll be the first one to tell you, I am NOT like those charlatans. I am a LEADER, not a follower. If I get elected, things in this country will get done QUICKLY, and with FORCE, NO MATTER what may stand in our collective ways. At all costs. SO VOTE FOR ME, DEAN P. DINGUS!
My Competitor
My Competitor
Now, I must say, it is impossible to talk about the latest election without talking about my "opponent" and leader of the Democratic party, Anthony Banthony. While I'm not for SLANDER, I must tell you fine folks that we have procured a very interesting audio clip, featuring Anthony Banthony talking openly about his secret 45-billion dollar swiss frugality.
Very interesting. Do you want THIS man running your economy, much less your country? I say "NO!". ...However, if you must, you can investigate Anthony Banthony and his wrongdoings yourself by going to his Website. IF YOU MUST. Do NOT let him sway you with his charm or his money.
PAID FOR BY DINGUS FOR PREZ INC
The Results...
ANTHONY BANTHONY BY A LANDSLIDE! (78% OF THE TOTAL VOTE)
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